We were sitting at the dinner table talking about how cute it is that Tanner thinks he has two girlfriends. Mason asked Tanner if he would like some love advice.
Mason said, "what do you want to know first? How to love a girl, or how to dump a girl." Tanner picked love.
How to love a girl according to Mason: "First lay down on the ground and pretend to be dead. When the girl leans over to pick you up, wake up and tell her she has beautiful eyes and that you love her."
How to dump a girl according to Mason: " Tell her she has smelly armpits."
